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Appetizers

Mint-flavored Gum

$20

Only comes in one stick, not the whole pack.

Water Bottle

$15

Water sold separately. This is just the bottle.

Stale Cheez-Its

$22

I forgot to close the box.

Nagito

$1

One of Nagito Komaeda's fingers. Get them while supplies last.


Entrées

Sussy Soup

$12

 Hello? Is this amongus? Is this the impostor from amongus? 

Fried Beyblade

$15

The chef steals a Beyblade from a child, coats it in flour, and then deep fries it.

Salmonella Special

$50

Uncooked chicken, topped with raw eggs.

Cake Pop

$101

Oh. My. Lordy. Lord.


Drinks

Water

$15

Bottle sold separately. The water has no container.

Jungle Juice

€225

Bleach, cyanide, and paint whisked together.

Chunky Milkshake

$34

Milk, finely aged for over 20 years, blended into chunks and topped with whipped cream I found in the dumpster.

Red Bull EXTREME

$5

A Red Bull, but instead of 111 mg of caffeine, there's 5,327,569 mg.


Desserts

Molten Magma Cake

$2.50

It's literally just lava on a plate.

Pot Brownie

$420

I'm not 100% sure if it's legal to sell these, especially to minors. But I do it anyway.

Vegan Sundae

$24

A sundae with no animal products, including dairy. So, uh, it's just chocolate syrup.

Riley's Gay

$homo

lmao gottem

Every purchase comes with a $60 tax fee for wasting my time.

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