Run.

Ctrl + W. Get as far from this website as you can.

Ctrl + W. Get as far from this website as you can.

For some reason my dad bought me a website for like five bucks so I filled it with stupid stuff.

Press the buttons along the top of the page to navigate through different sections of the site. I'll add more if I'm bored.

That's right. I'll sue if you steal this website. Because it is a very serious and sue-worthy website.

We use cookies to track you at all times. Every step you take, any food you eat, all the showers you take from now on are being recorded.